I like the serving suggestion with the knife stuck out of his head, I reckon he should've used George Lucas instead but that's probably because I have no reverence to any of the Star Wars films.

You are incorrigible, shroomsy.

That's incredibly creative but man, I don't think I could pull it off or want to.

Should I have gone with mildly retarded?

If you want to be offensive, then yes!

British people, despite their seemingly incomprehensible attempts to show otherwise, are human beings too!

But what about all that tea they drink???

Also, the internet. (trying to keep this thread on topic)

But...but I like tea...

British people make ugly looking food that probably tastes really good (I will help with the topic stabilization, Captain!):

http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2927/sausages-with-sticky-onion-gravy

is there a bbcbadfood.com?

Sort of threw out your intellectual superiority by typing out a web address and asking if it existed, but I suppose you'd say your a busy man and have no time to discover such things (though surely it would have been quicker to toss it in the address bar and try rather than typing out that post).

I'm much too important to do my own interbot searches. I have my assistant take care of that. Grimm...if you will...

*waits*

Fortunately I foresaw your counter argument in my previ... oh the hell with it, I can't defend a country that still has a monarchy, it's just bad crumpets.